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Mirai: Ken-senpai…. Where are Kakashi-san and Gai-san?
Ken: T…they are bathing right now. Why are you entering the men room without knocking? You’re just like my mom.
Mirai: Eh? Why did that scare you so much?
Mirai: What are you doing?
Ken: R…reading… to kill time, that’s it.
Mirai: You’re acting weird.
Mirai: I hope you aren’t reading one of “those” books.
Ken: D-Don’t be ridiculous! Who do you think I am?!
Mirai: So why are you hiding it? Can I see it?
Ken: No way!
Mirai: See? It must be a porn book.
Mirai: Give it to me! I’ll hand it to Kakashi-san, telling him that you were reading porn stuff while having a S mission.
Ken: Ha! That would make me look bad! It’s not a porn book!
Mirai: Then, give it to me.
Mirai: Shouldn’t you be with Kakashi-san and Gai-san right now? You’re suppose to protect them!
Ken: Oi! Who wants to bathe with those two old men everyday? As if they are girls…
Mirai: So the rumors really are true! You don’t take your missions seriously! Give me the book!
Ken: Who told you that!?
Mirai: Ah… I’m sorry!
Mirai: It’s your fault for not putting the plastic bag away.
Ken: See? It’s not porn. Just girls… photo shooting… teens… (murmur)
Mirai: But why didn’t you show it to me in the first place? (what was he reading… this man?)
Ken: Even if it’s not a porn book, it still isn’t an innocent book. I was afraid that you would get mad at me.
Mirai: Where is senpai again? He isn’t taking the mission seriously.
Mirai: Ken-senpai… Where have you been? Did you sneak away again?
Ken: Where is my dad?
Ken: It’s too late! Please tell my dad that I’ll head to the next village.
Mirai: Eh? Wait… you’re in a hurry. What’s happening?
Girl: Ken-san you’re here! Darling.
Mirai: Eh… Darling?
Hey! Who is that girl? Is she the reason why you’re running away from me?!!
Mirai: Eh!!? Wait… Why am I getting dragged into this mess?
The girl: I’m not gonna let you go! Both of you!
Ken: Wow! She genuinely knows that you are a girl by only taking one glance at you! But… maybe not. She probably figured it out because of the clothes you’re wearing…
Mirai: What the hell are you talking about!? We’re in a serious situation right now!
Ken: Hey! Wait! What are you doing, Mirai-chan?!
Mirai: I’ll bring you to your girlfriend. You’re going to tell her that we’re not together!!
Ken: Are you kidding me?! She’s not my girlfriend!!
Mirai: Liar!! If she’s not your girlfriend then why would she follow you around? Playboy!!
Ken: I didn’t lie! And who are you calling a playboy!?
Ken: Sigh! I’ll explain it to you later. Run!
Mirai: Why should I run too?
Ken: It can’t be helped. You’re now being watched.
The girl: Stop!
That b*tch! Where are you taking my boyfriend!? Stop!!
Are you blind? Can’t you see that I’m being dragged by him!!?
Where did they go now!? They’re so quick!
Ken: Haha! Safe! Looks like she passed us.
Mirai: Step back! You’re standing way too close to me.
Ken: S…sorry. I was in a hurry. Oh! You didn’t hit me this time.
Damn it! Now Mirai-chan is also stuck in the same boat with me. I can’t run away from that girl all by myself … we have to go together.
Mirai: Why did you run away from your girlfriend?
Ken: I told you she’s not my girlfriend! I never flirted with her.
Mirai: Unbelievable! You probably flirted with her and when she fell for you, you decided to leave her.
Ken: M..Mirai-chan. Am I such a bad person in your eyes …? Trust me. I am not lying.
Kakashi: Trust him, Mirai. He is lazy when he’s doing missions but apart from it, he’s reliable.
Ken: How did you get here, dad?!
Kakashi: I heard some woman’s noise. What have you done to her?
Ken: It’s a long story…
Ken: This village has lots of tasty food. I should bring some for the others.
– I won’t let you go! You have to come with me!
– You’re hurting me! Let me go! Don’t mess with me!
Ken: Hey! Calm down. Don’t drag a girl around like this.
Man: Who the heck are you!? Mind your own business!
Man: Ahh, you must be her new boyfriend. You’re a good looking kid. Come join me!
Ken: Wait! What are you talking about!?
Girl: You let him go! Yes, he’s my boyfriend. So please leave us alone!
– Get out of my way! I’ll take care of this!!
Ken: Don’t be harsh with a lady!
Ken: Shit! My hand moved on his own before I could think about what I was doing. Must be the Gai virus.
Girl: Woow! You’re a real gentleman. You gave him a lesson by beating him up with only one punch! Thanks for your kindness. I am Hana, what’s your name?
Ken: Eh! K..Ken, Hatake Ken.
Girl: Ken-san, please take care of me.
Ken: Haa! Take care? Why should I take care of you?
Girl: Because from now on, we are dating.
Ken: Are you kidding me?!!
Girl: No one wanted to help me when he was rude to me. You’re the first one who defeated my ex in a fight.
Girl: And this is also the first time that a man got angry at him for being rude to me! Besides, you’re so handsome! You’re so generous. Thank you.
Ken: Hey, wait! I didn’t do it to get closer to you! I only wanted to help… leave me alone!
Girl: Eh. Ken-san…? Is he a Shinobi?
Ken: Why are there a lot of weirdos?
Ken: Since that incident I can’t go anywhere. She always catches me. I think she’s some kind of tracking expert. I planned to leave this village but she suddenly came from nowhere and saw me with Mirai-chan.
Mirai: You really mean that, senpai?
Kakashi: Umm, you’re such a heartbreaker as usual.
Ken: Sometimes it makes me worry. This kind of situation always happens to a good looking guy like me. Right, dad?
Kakashi: Ah… And it also makes other men want to punch you in the face. Right, son?
Mirai: She is very into you. Why don’t you just go out with her? Plus, she’s pretty.
Ken: Nonsense. She isn’t my type. I don’t like girls who come to me first.
Ken: Ehh… you’re mad? Are you jealous?
Mirai: N..not at all. I’m mad because I got dragged into this mess.
Kakashi: So, what are you going to do? Escape from this town first?
Ken: Don’t worry. I know how to solve this. But I am worried about Mirai-chan.
Gai: Hey! Seems like I missed something fun.
Ken-senpai finally can’t sneak out anymore. At least the whole mess has a good side. However, I‘m glad that we’re going to the next town tomorrow.
Girl: I found you now!
Girl: You’re that girl who wants to get between me and my Ken-san! Tell me where did you hide him?!
Mirai: Excuse me, Ma’am. This is all a misunderstanding.
Mirai: What are you doing!!!?
Girl: Tell me now! Where did you hide him!?
Aww! Ken-san?! W…what?
Ken: I’m going to leave this village soon so let’s make some things clear!!
Ken: I am not your boyfriend and I never was. So, don’t mess with my people. Do you understand? If you do then say it clearly to me!
Ken: Sh! Speak up!!
Girl: You’re hurting me… Ken-san. You said that you don’t harm ladies, right?
Mirai: S…senpai. Take it easy!
Ken: Yes! But you did harm Mirai! Do you think you’re the type of girl who can do whatever she wants to others?
Girl: I…I… It’s all because of her!
Ken: That’s nonsense! I told you, I am not yours! Say it! Out loud! Now!!
Girl: I…I never was your girlfriend…
Ken: And you won’t mess with me and my people, will you?!
Girl: I..I won’t mess with you and your people…
Ken: Good! Go away!!
Mirai: S…senpai. Please stop… (Now I feel bad for her.)
Girl: Ken-san, you’re heartless!!
Ken: Yeah! I’m glad you realized that! Don’t ever come close to me again!
Mirai: (It’s the first time I’ve seen him get this mad)
Ken: Why… why do I have to show this bad side to Mirai-chan… Now my good brother image is ruined.
Mirai: Don’t worry. You never had a good brother image.
Mirai: It’s not that bad…. you did that to her because she slapped me, right?
Ken: Um! If I let you fight back, she wasn’t gonna be alive.
Mirai: Say what! Com’on!
Mirai: K…Ken senpai…!
Ken: Y…you have a scratch on your cheek. Does it hurt?… I’m sorry. It’s my fault. (Damn it… my hand goes faster than my thoughts again)
Mirai: It..it’s okay. It’s no big deal. I am a Kunoichi… (Did he just…)