Thanks for the translation help from my friend steviekins96
(This chapter mostly uses the background from the anime Boruto.)
Ken: You think you can run away from me, “Hiroto without a trace”? Wow, you really love to steal valuable treasures. I’ve heard that you are very difficult to catch.
– Let me go!
Ken: Haha. I caught you and got the item back. I finished this mission.
The treasure thief actually managed to escape from me. That’s the first time an enemy escaped, even though I caught him first.
I’m pretty sure he couldn’t get caught because of that weird jutsu. What kind of ninjutsu was that? At least I got the item back. I will go back to Konoha and report to Naruto-sensei first.
Why are they looking at me that way? Do I have something on my face? They look at me like they’ve never seen me before….?
Ken: I just finished my mission. Did you wait for me at the same spot? Let me report the mission to Naruto-sensei first, then we can go have dinner together.
Ken: You cut your hair? When did that happen? Why did you cut it? Didn’t you say that you would keep your hair long?
Mirai: Are you still asking? How dare you molest me!?
Ken: Molest!? Wait, what’s wrong with you? Are you mad at me? Before I left, everything was good between us.
Mirai: What are you talking about? I don’t know you at all!
Ken: You don’t know me? Come on, Mirai-chan. If I did something wrong, you have to tell me…I’ve only been on a mission for three days. Why are you acting like this? Ever since we became lovers, you never got mad at me for no reason.
Ken: Mi.. Mirai-chan… Just calm down, are you on your period? Why did you get so angry?
But if you’re really just on your period then you shouldn’t have amnesia, right..?
Mirai: I‘ll kill you!!
– Mirai, wait, why are you fighting each other like this? What happened?
Ken: Oh, I survived. Help me! I don’t know what’s wrong with her! She wants to kill me!
– Eh, who’s that?
– Huh? Are you a shinobi from Konoha? Why have I never seen you before?
– Ah, he’s very good-looking, Mirai, is that your boyfriend?
Ken: Again? Why are you messing around with me? Why are you acting like you don’t know me?
Mirai: This guy is a psycho! He pretended to know me and invited me on a date.. And also… He.. molested me.
Ken: What the hell are you talking about!?
– What, how dare you?
– What! He molested you?
– And most importantly, I’m sure I’ve never seen your face before. There’s no way I wouldn’t remember a guy with such a remarkable face like yours. Tell us your name and your Ninja Registration right now.
Ken: Damn, what’s wrong with you guys?
Ken: It’s already getting dark. I don’t have time to play with you guys. I’ll report the mission to Naruto-sensei first.
– Don’t run away!!
Ken: What are you talking about? I always come here and we have met a couple of times. Please, it’s too late. I have to hurry and report the mission to the 7th Hokage.
– Huh? I’ve never really seen your face before. Just tell me your name.
– I’ve caught him. Is this the guy that got suspected to be a spy?
– Well, I was informed by Mirai too. I’m pretty sure it’s the same person. He’s not a shinobi from our village. His name is all fake and he’s probably trying to enter
the Hokage’s room. Take him to the investigation room immediately!
Ken: Hey wait! what’s this!?
Ken: What the hell are you guys talking about? Check carefully. Did you guys accidentally skip my name? I told you that we already met. What’s going on?
– I would have recognized your face if we had met before. Do you think I’m stupid? You are such a foolish spy.
Who is going to do that? This is just a flash tag used to trick the enemies. It’s like an explosive tag, right?
– Unfortunately, the spy could escape. His skills are very good. I have to go in and report on his abilities to the 7th Hokage now.
– I got it!
That spy has escaped. His skills are very good! He used a shadow clone to fight with us and he destroyed all of our communication devices. I have to report this to the 7th Hokage. We have to find him fast.
Ken: Earth Release: Multiple Earth-Style Wall!!
– Hey, I can’t open the door! It’s stuck!
– Stuck with what!?
– Damn it! We have to break the door!!
-We can’t, it’s stuck to something from the inside. We have to yank out the door first!
Naruto: What are you talking about? I’m the one who should ask you that. Who are you? Why did you go through all this trouble to reach the Hokage?
(What’s wrong with him?) Yeah…? I’m Hatake Ken, son of Hatake Kakashi. I’m the most handsome chunin in Konoha. I just finished my mission…
Naruto: If you’re a spy, you should probably do better research. There is no one here by that name and most importantly, Kakashi-sensei doesn’t have any children.
Naruto: I don’t know what you want but if you can get here without any trouble then you must be very skilled. I have to fight you seriously.
Ken: Wait! Naruto-sensei, stop playing around. What are you guys doing? It’s not funny at all!
Ken: (Damn it! I can’t fight Naruto-sensei in a small room. Plus, Shikamaru-san will join in as well. I don’t know what’s going on but I’ll have to run away from here first. If I stay here I will be captured by them!)
Shikamaru: This boy… I almost believed that he is Kakashi-sensei’s son. Not only does this boy look like him but he’s also just as smart as him. What exactly does he want? He came here and suddenly ran away? And why does he call you Sensei?
Naruto: I agree. Maybe Kakashi-sensei does have a secret child somewhere?
Shikamaru: That’s nonsense…
– 7th Hokage, Shikamaru-san, are you alright!?
Shikamaru: You guys are so bad. He was all by himself and could easily trick you.
Damn it, what’s wrong with everyone? Maybe it’s better if I just go home. I’m really hungry. I used up a lot of energy.
“Kakashi-sensei never had children.” Maybe the reason why no one remembers me is because …. I don’t exist here in the first place …. This is..not the world I’ve been in…
To be continue…
It’s awesome! This world is similar to my world in everything.
That thief must be somewhere in this world, right? His ability gives him the opportunity to travel freely between parallel worlds.
That’s why he’s known as the thief that never leaves any trace and never could get caught.